They do make up for it by controlling the battlefield. As a weapon, Sawyer is powerful but slow. While Sawyer is a bit too young for me to romance, they’re a nice person, but quite immature. I don’t understand them at all, and I keep saying the wrong thing. The scythe turned out to be quite powerful though, but still not as powerful as Seven. Rowan was difficult to get to know, and a bit too mystical for me. Rowan is a somewhat mystical scythe that I didn’t find in my first playthrough. Seven turned out to be the person I felt the most kinship with, and he’s also the weapon that suited me best. As a lightsaber he’s also one of the most powerful weapons in the game with a well timed AoE to control the battlefield. He turned out to be one of the most sympathetic weapons of the lot. Seven is a K-pop start struck with a certain level of ennui. Yes, reader, the battle between polyamorous Valeria and monogamous Isaac over my affections was an epic one. She also kind of proves to me that while I may be asexual, I’m probably not as straight asI think I am, which is weird to discover at 47.

Valeria is one of the quickest of the weapons, which makes sense since she’s a dagger. While I do enjoy wreaking havoc on various strobe lights, loudspeakers and martini glasses with him, Sunder isn’t really my jam. Sunder is also very fond of dancing and quite persistent. Sunder is a sabre and cuts a wide swath in the battlefield. He definitely puts all of himself on display, except the part that counts. Sunder is a secretive man with an exhibitionist soul. Isaac turns out to be my favourite date, but not my favourite sword. He’s a fencing sword, so his attacks are fast but not very damaging. Isaac turns out to be quite a serious but also spiritual fellow. My first encounter is Isaac, a debonair business man with a flair for philanthropy, wine, and chocolates. I do have some concerns around the pacing, though, but since the game isn’t very difficult to play, those are pretty insignificant. It’s a good progression lock, because it makes it less likely that I get too powerful without experiencing the story. As I progress I also pick up weapons, and by leveling up myself and going on dates with my weapons, I also level the weapons up. All of them have their charms and all of them seem to be very interested in me.Īs I progress through the dungeon levels, the snappy mobile phone monsters, flying VCR cassettes and phonogram record players are all out to get me. As it turns out it also houses people that turn into swords. It turns out that not only is Verona Beach home to my cousin, but it also houses dungeons and monsters. My character has come here to spend time with their cousin and – gulp – learn to date. Yes, I think the Shakespeare references are intentional. I don’t think I’ve enjoyed playing a somewhat corny game more than I’ve enjoyed playing Boyfriend Dungeon.įrom my perspective – and bear in mind that I am a white, cis, somewhat queer asexual person – Boyfriend Dungeon is a friendly, whimsical, and very respectful game, taking place in Verona Beach.

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